We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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