Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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