So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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