well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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