why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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