Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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