and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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