Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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