don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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