I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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