Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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