i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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