Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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