So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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