I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
A bitchslap is in order.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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