Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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