road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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