Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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