Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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