What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
