Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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