You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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