The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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