I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He did a backflip because drugs
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