I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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