I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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