I'm going to jail i love you
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
and she was petting her beer can
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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