do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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