yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.