if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now