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i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up

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(301): i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up http://tfl.nu/1cet

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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others

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(970): i take joy in having bigger boobs than others http://tfl.nu/4ho3

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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.

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(864): I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me. http://tfl.nu/y5s2

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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.

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(928): This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth. http://tfl.nu/2tuo

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(949): I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping? http://tfl.nu/8mwq

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(845): View more from New York

i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.

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(845): i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over. http://tfl.nu/5sx1

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(765): View more from Indiana

Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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(765): Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me. http://tfl.nu/xef4

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(518): View more from New York

I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.

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(518): I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here. http://tfl.nu/4g6f

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(207): View more from Maine

Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...

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(207): Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other... http://tfl.nu/529q

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark

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(780): I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark http://tfl.nu/gkqi

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(770): View more from Georgia

Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.

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Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.

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(770): Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer. (770): Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand. http://tfl.nu/1fds

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(269): View more from Michigan

Security deposit gone.

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burned down garage with fireworks.

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(269): Security deposit gone. (269): burned down garage with fireworks. http://tfl.nu/rlam

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(289): View more from Ontario

Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.

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(289): Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon. http://tfl.nu/zzea

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I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.

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No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.

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(732): I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab. (848): No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've. http://tfl.nu/k222

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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.

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(215): I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point. http://tfl.nu/kmeg

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