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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

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  ...yea

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  She's valid.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.

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  My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat

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• (925): View more from California

  I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.

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• (619): View more from California

  I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.

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