she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.