the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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