Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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