I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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