Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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