i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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