It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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