3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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