These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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