I think I just saw someone hide a body.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
