kristin has been a bad kristin
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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