think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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