she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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