yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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