Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
farters have to be the big spoon...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
