it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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