school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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