I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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