I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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