I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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