I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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