i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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