You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Randomize
