Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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