Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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