Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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