McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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