I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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