I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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