In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
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