Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
