i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Rumble strips road head = magical
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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