I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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