Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I have feelings that need drinking.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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